Porkulus Money Floods Non-Existent Zip Codes

If you live in the non-existent zip code of 97052, you received $373,874

Praise Mao

New Mexico Watchdog reports:

Closer examination of the latest recovery.gov report for New Mexico shows hundreds of thousands of dollars sent to and credited with creating jobs in zip codes that do not exist in New Mexico or anywhere else. Moreover, funds reported as being spent in New Mexico were given zip codes corresponding to areas in Washington and Oregon.

The recovery.gov site reports that $373,874 was spent in zip code 97052. Unfortunately, this expenditure created zip jobs. But $36,218 was credited with creating 5 jobs in zip code 87258. A cool hundred grand went into zip code 86705, but didn’t result in even one person finding work.

None of these zip codes exist in New Mexico, or anywhere else, for that matter.

Of course they don’t exist!

How can off shore Cayman Island accounts run by mafia bankers have real zip codes?  Don’t these people understand how white-collar fascist looting works?

Shame on the New Mexico Watchdog for questioning our glorious leaders!

I demand to be looted at all times by corrupt insane fascist criminals!

I demand to be dragged through the mud and tasered until I can no longer walk for not paying my fascist healthcare taxes that are automatically deposited into insurance company checking accounts!

I demand to be naked body scanned by millimeter wave radar that causes cancer while the images taken are put into a government database run by perverts!

I can’t stand having money that actually retains its value!  TAKE IT FROM ME PLEASE FOR I AM TOO DUMB TO HAVE MONEY!

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