Iceland Takes Shirt Off – Stands Outside Bar Yelling

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Infowars reports:

Yesterday, the people of Iceland finally had a chance to have something to say about their fate, because if the state guarantee is accepted it will mean that Iceland will become like a third world country, spending its GDP largely on paying interest on foreign debt. Last summer, a bill for a state guarantee was passed that had a significant meaning not only for Iceland, but also for other nations around the world facing the same problems of private debt being forced on taxpayers. The bill included a reasonable and fair way of handling the interest and the debt: Icelanders would pay, but only a certain percentage of their GDP, and if there were to be another financial black hole, they would not pay during that time. Thus it comes as no surprise that the Dutch and British governments reacted so swiftly with a condemnation of Iceland’s citizens for having the audacity to think they have the right to exercise their democratic rights in deciding for themselves what is in the best economic interests of their nation.

In reaction to this event, Gordon Brown as quoted as saying

THESE TREASONOUS PIGS! HOW DARE THEY THINK THEY CAN BEND BANKERS OVER BACKWARDS!  I AM THE GOD LORD ALMIGHTY SENT FROM HELL ITSELF TO WREAK VENGFUL HAVOCK UPON THE WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN SHITS OF THIS PLANET!”

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