Spy Drones And Naked Body Scanners Coming To A Town Near You

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The city of Houston has decided it not only needs to see your pre-teen daughter naked, but it also needs to check her out while she’s sunbathing in your back yard.  To this end, the city has bought itself a spy drone to monitor the unwashed serfs.

The city Chief of Police was quoted as saying:

I often find myself getting erect at the thought of hot underage girls.  Armed with these new weapons in the war on terror, we will ensure Houston police officers perverse sexual needs are fulfilled.

The drone in question was rated A++ by NAMGLA for its ability to see pre-pubescent breasts clearly at an altitude of 20,000 feet.

Infowars provides further reporting.

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  • Glorious Red Leader

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  • Glorious Red Leader

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  • Glorious Red Leader

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  • Glorious Red Leader

    I really don’t like your attitude – you think its easy to monitor hot 15 year old girls? The police captain in your video pointed out these are to be used for “homeland security”, you do want to secure the homeland, don’t you? Don’t let the terrorists win.

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I really don’t like your attitude – you think its easy to monitor hot 15 year old girls? The police captain in your video pointed out these are to be used for “homeland security”, you do want to secure the homeland, don’t you? Don’t let the terrorists win.

  • Glorious Red Leader

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