The city of Houston has decided it not only needs to see your pre-teen daughter naked, but it also needs to check her out while she’s sunbathing in your back yard. To this end, the city has bought itself a spy drone to monitor the unwashed serfs.
The city Chief of Police was quoted as saying:
I often find myself getting erect at the thought of hot underage girls. Armed with these new weapons in the war on terror, we will ensure Houston police officers perverse sexual needs are fulfilled.
The drone in question was rated A++ by NAMGLA for its ability to see pre-pubescent breasts clearly at an altitude of 20,000 feet.
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