UK’s National Domestic Extremism Team

Is hard at work fighting “extremists” who oppose global warming.

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The Domestic Extremism Team has reported that they are looking into who leaked the climategate emails and source code.

In a letter to Bishop Hill, the NCDE responds:

Norfolk Constabulary continues its investigations into criminal offences in relation to a data breach at the University of East Anglia.  During the enquiry officers have been working in liaison with the Office of the Information Commissioner and with officers from the National Domestic Extremism Team. The UEA continues to co-operate with the enquiry however major investigations of this nature are of necessity very detailed and as a consequence can take time to reach a conclusion. It would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage.

The head of the NCDE further stated:

In the UKCCP we take all threats to national fake agitprop seriously.  This is why we have nationalized television, run the newspapers, and outlaw all speech that could potentially undermine State authority.

This so-called climategate hacking is a serious threat the national agenda of total enslavement of the populace under draconian eco-fascist rule.  As such, we have established roaming squads of Stazi police that are authorized to “eliminate” on sight any person suspected of being involved in this attack.

Public opinion polls show most people in the UK favor being enslaved in a total police state grid with 5 million CCTV cameras, naked body scanners, and mind reading electronic sensors.  Most people also agree that all threats to the Orwellian State must be eliminated with extreme prejudice or their fragile self-induced delusion of freedom may crumble.