The fascist totalitarian perverts otherwise known as the TSA have declared an 8 year old boy to be a terrist.
"We can’t just throw a bunch of names on these lists and call it security," said Representative William J. Pascrell Jr., a New Jersey Democrat. "If we can’t get an 8-year-old off the list, the whole list becomes suspect."
FEAR FEAR FAAAEEEEEAAAARRR!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you aren’t living in total fear 100% of the time, it must be because you hate Amerika.
The only thing that can save us from 8 year old terrist insurgents is naked body scanning equipment and giving up all our rights in the name of safety from 8 year olds. Only pedo TSA officers highly trained in the art of staring at prepubescent breasts can keep us safe from Al Qaeda.
Biden was quoted as saying:
I carry a gun with me everywhere because I’m a mafia don that doesn’t give a shit about the law. You plebes on the other hand are obviously terrists and you will be subjected to virtual strip searches at all costs. Especially the 8 year old boys.
The male population of America responded by cow-towing to Biden like a bunch of sackless pussies that still suck on mamma teat too scared to defend themselves from anything and completely dependent on government goons to protect them from 8 year olds.