Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

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Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up.

I know I’m a funny, intelligent, good looking, charming, handsome, and perfect-in-every-way guy, but even I would be hard pressed to come up with such comedy.

The Telegraph reports:

A geoengineering project to block the sun by simulating volcanic eruptions would be 100 times cheaper than cutting greenhouse gas emissions, climate change scientists said.

The environmental scientists, David Keith of the University of Calgary in Canada, Edward Parson of the University of Michigan and Granger Morgan of Carnegie Mellon University, were writing an editorial in the journal, Nature.

They called for governments to establish a multimillion-pound fund for research into the simulated volcanoes and other solar-radiation management techniques for shielding the Earth against sunlight.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

These guys are serious!

They want the government to come into your home, put a gun to your head, take your money, then use that money to blow up volcanoes.

They note:

“The idea of deliberately manipulating Earth’s energy balance to offset human-driven climate change strikes many as dangerous hubris,”

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Understatement of the year.

I need to create a special award for these clowns.  I mean seriously, I’m so stunned at the utter hubris of these turkeys I’m nearly at a loss for words.

To save the Gia we must expropriate millions upon millions of your dollars at gun point and blow up volcanoes.

Praise Mao, Stalin, Mussolini, and Mhin for I am too dumb to live in a world without man made volcanoes exploding up my ass at all times.