News sources all over Texas are reporting pro-liberty candidate Debra Medina pulled out a verbal assault rifle and mowed down fascist incumbent Rick Perry along with his fascist side-kick Kay Bailey Hutchison during the last major televised debate.
“Blood was everywhere. Cleaning crews took two days to clean up Perry’s genitalia from the ceiling tiles.” reported one studio janitor.
In response to Medina’s verbal ass kicking, supporters broke out in to spontaneous hymns of praise.
Listen to Medina drop ordinance like a B52 on a carpet bombing mission in North Viet Nam here: