LONDON – Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.
Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.
Clearly our efforts to keep us safe from terrists requires full nude fondling of genitalia by highly trained government perverts.
“Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner.”
correction: ”with the usual NAKED body scanner.”
What our government perverts really want is a reason to grope your pre-teen daughters pre-pubescent breasts.
Because you have been trained to be slaves and fear terrists, I’m sure you will all agree this is the only reasonable solution.
Your odds of being killed based on the number of mortalities in each category throughout the 11-year period spanning 1995 through 2005:
Driving off the road: 254,419
Accidental poisoning: 140,327
Dying from work: 59,730
Walking down the street: 52,000.
Accidentally drowning: 38,302
That puts your odds of getting blasted by terrists at 1 in 95,329 out of 300 million people.
Clearly such heinous numbers requires us to spend 1 trillion dollars a year on preventative wars, naked body scanners, and give up all our privacy in the name of fighting terrism.