California $*$ Bans Swearing!

lolfed reports:

For ^#$#% real, Cali? A law against “cuss words”?

The state Assembly passed a resolution today making the first week of March “Cuss Free Week.” If approved by the state Senate, it will take effect immediately. While lawmakers acknowledge that there is no actual enforcement in the resolution, they say this will promote “greater harmony and connectedness” among citizens. Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, co-author of the measure, says “I’ve always wondered why we behave differently when grandma is watching than when we’re on our own.”

I pretty much crapped my pants.

In honor of this occasion, I bring you Andrew Dice Clay