The Greatest Encyclopedia Article Ever In The History Of Man

dead – dead – dead I tell you.

I had to breathe into a paper bag for 10 minutes after reading this article of pure awesomeness to prevent myself from passing out due to laughter.

I found this by Googling “Keynes was a retard” hahahaha.


 

The Encyclopedia of Stupid presents John Maynard Keynes

John Maynard Keynes is stupid.

John Maynard Keynes was the man who invented Communism some time before 1975. Keynes got the idea when he read the back of a box of cereal called Proletaria-to’s. According to this particular box of cereal, the rival brand Frosted Flakes of Bourgeois was a virus aimed at destroying the natural flavour found within Proletaria-to’s. Since Keynes did not want his favorite cereal to go out of business, he helped the Communist Revolution take over Wisconsin.

Biography

Just look at that shit eating grin.

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Just look at that shit eating grin.

John Maynard Keynes was born some time before World War II in a small Welsh coal mining village. There he spent his youth ripping his friends off and stealing all of their money. His teachers realized that he was a complete asshole but for some reason he always had a lot of cash on him. One day his economics professor asked young Keynes how he could make so much money since he was a complete retard and did absolutely nothing. The response Keynes gave became the Communist Manifesto.

Keynes’ Creates Communism

In the Communist Manifesto, Keynes explained that governments could get shit for free if they promised to pay whoever they borrowed money from back with a little more money; however, if one was smart enough, they could theoretically keep this cycle going if they kept borrowing more and more money form stupider and stupider people. Expanded to the level of an entire country, this gigantic series of mooching could last forever. Today, this idea is what most governments base all their economic policy on, with wonderful effects.