Bloomberg Commits Heresy Against The Lord – Storm Troopers Deployed

In an outrageous article published by Bloomberg, columnist Matthew Lynn declares Keynes to be a retard and Keynesian economics to be a bunch of hogwash:

And just as the Keynesians were wrong three decades ago, they are wrong now.

Such agitprop must be crushed by the State!  No market journalist should be allowed to speak such heresy!  Of course, Lynn doesn’t stop there!

Stimulating the economy isn’t working.

In fact, it’s only making it worse. Consumers and businesses don’t want rising taxes. A falling currency pushes up the cost of everything the U.K. imports, stoking inflation. Savers get decimated, and yet the banks remain reluctant to lend because they rightly believe the economy is in the doldrums.

Recipe for Recovery

What’s needed is a total change of direction. Get the deficit under control. Raise interest rates to restore confidence in the pound, and reward saving. Cut taxes to stimulate enterprise and investment.

In response to this heresy, God King Bernanke declared a fatwa against Lynn ordering the IRS to assassinate him with extreme prejudice.  Lord Bernanke declared that he would create 1 gagillion dollars out of thin air as a reward for Lynn’s head.

IRS agent Joseph Stalin was quoted as saying “Jihad has been ordered by The Lord against the infidel Lynn.  No one shall escape unaudited!  I will throw this infidel into the black pit of derivatives and watch him rot in a hell of hyper-stagflation!”

The Obama administration, which recently approved state assassination of US citizens, felt the actions taken by Lord Bernanke were not adequately forceful.  The administration was disappointed Lord Bernanke did not also include Lynn’s family in the fatwa.

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Glorious Red Leader

    I think its pretty obvious by now that Keynesian Economics saved us from the great depression. Comrade Thom Hartmann cited a specific example where FDR put people to work digging holes. Paraphrasing: “It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, the point is they need money so they can buy stuff. One worker can now buy a lighter which is made in an American factory, and American cigarettes.”

    Over the last 70 years we’ve turned into a consumer economy. So how can the Party still argue for massive stimulation when it benefits our little red brothers in China?

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • Michael Suede

    Sir, a program of extensive hole digging is exactly what this country needs.

    Our glorious leaders have been hard at work digging a massive debt hole for a long time now.

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?

  • mouser98

    silly fascists, what use is it to dig holes if you pay no one to fill them up again?