Frankly, I find it amazing that so many proles have been duped into believing our current economic disaster was somehow caused by our Glorious Leaders in Congress.
Attorney Jack Swift provides us with some preliminary definitions that must be understood before I continue:
Socialism is a political economic system wherein: 1) the means, resources, and processes of production are subject to collective control; and 2) distribution of the rewards of successful production are likewise subject to collective control. If you cannot accept that definition, read no further.
Let us review the facts.
According to Democrats and myself, this constitutes what a capitalist free market looks like:
State Tax Code
Etc.. etc.. etc…
Along with this glorious institution:
A democratic legislature that is responsible for allocating 40% of US GDP spending by issuing paper debt notes called Treasury Bills.
The interest payments of which are then paid for by the private sector of the economy by way of gun point and threats.
And of course, let us not forget the most important aspect of a capitalist free market:
A cartel of commercial banks called the “central bank” that sets interest rates and bailouts out the private shareholder banks when they make bad business decisions.
Now that we have established exactly what a free market entails, we may properly assign blame.
The blame lies with these people here:
Its clear that tax protestors and right wing extremists have driven this nation into the ground. By allowing capitalism, such as defined above, to run wild without any regulation or control, they have destroyed a healthy vibrant economy and turned it into a smoking hulk of ruin and despair.
What this nation lacks is good regulation and the firm guiding hand of government.
Only when government controls all aspects of the economy under an iron fist may prosperity ensue.
I think once the US regulatory code has been upgraded appropriately, we can finally bring back the peace and prosperity this nation enjoyed during the Civil War.
Here’s an image of what an ideal regulatory code should look like:
In this example we can see that every action in the world has been made illegal, therefore anyone that does anything may in fact be blamed for any problems and arrested.
Under this system we can ensure our future prosperity and keep evil capitalists from exploiting the poor moronic masses.
Free markets are unfair because they force banks and employers to compete with each other for *gasp* profits. (I’m sorry I had to use the “P” word there.) Rather than a socialist system that simply creates wealth by having the government run a printing press, then handing millions of dollars to each citizen.
I personally find it ridiculous our government hasn’t issued every citizen a check for a million dollars right now. If government simply handed me money, I would be rich and the nation would prosper.
Our course is clear. Free markets must be destroyed.