Sell Beer? – GO TO JAIL!

I mean seriously, its hard to keep up with the tyranny these days.

A bunch of bar owners were assaulted by armed police thugs imposing the will of God upon the serfs.

Their crime?

While fully licensing their bar, paying all their taxes, and operating a respectable establishment, they forgot to register the names of the various obscure micro-brew beers they were selling with the State Overlords.

Hence, the swift hand of righteous justice descended upon them and absconded with their brew – a total violation of their 4th amendment due process rights btw.

Thank god for hard working gestapo tyrants.  Without them, we might have been subjected to the evils of unregistered beer.  Mean while murderers and rapists thank the police for diverting precious resources to beer over-sight.

Philadelphia Daily News reports:

IT WAS ELIOT NESS and the Untouchables, as played by the Keystone Kops.

More than a dozen armed State Police officers conducted simultaneous raids last week on three popular Philadelphia bars known for their wide beer selections. The cops confiscated hundreds of bottles of expensive ales and lagers, now in State Police custody at an undisclosed location.

The alleged offense: Although the bar owners had bought the beer legally from licensed Pennsylvania distributors and had paid all the necessary taxes, the police claimed that nobody had registered the precise names of the beers with the state Liquor Control Board – a process that requires the brewers or their importers to pay a $75 registration fee for each product they want to sell in Pennsylvania.

The insanity of our criminal government never ceases to amaze me.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.

  • Factorniner

    It’s easy to see who’s committing REAL crime here.