Overlords Create New Constitution To Enforce Obamacare

The Fascist Overlord John Conyers informed the serfdom yesterday that the Constitution has been updated in order to make Obamacare constitutional.  The legal debate had centered on whether or not the State can force a person to pay for health insurance.

To address this issue, Conyers simply created a new clause to the Constitution on the fly that allows the government to engage in unlimited “good and welfare” as it deems fit.  The new powers include killing your children by chainsaw in order to save the Gia from their flatulence.

Conyers was quoted as saying:

“Under several clauses, the good and welfare clause and a couple others,” Conyers responded. “All the scholars, the constitutional scholars that I know — I’m chairman of the Judiciary committee, as you know — they all say that there’s nothing unconstitutional in this bill and if there were, I would have tried to correct it if I thought there were.”

The “good and welfare” clause was added after 90% of the citizenry was turned into complete drooling idiots by the publik school indoctrination system, in which Conyers himself participated.

Judge Andrew Napolitano took issue with the clause, which was created by Conyers on the fly while giving his news conference: