Feed Your Kid Healthy Food? – GO TO JAIL!

Natural News reports:

British social workers took a toddler into custody after his parents refused to feed him junk food.

Paul and Lisa Hessey of Bolsover, England, took their two-year-old son Zak to a doctor when he began refusing to eat his mother’s cooking and dropped to 17 pounds.

“I thought I was … going to the best people for advice when Zak began to lose weight,” his mother said. “Instead they basically accused me of neglecting him and implied it was all my fault.”

Doctors advised Zak’s parents to feed him junk food in order to stem his weight loss. His parents, firm believers in healthy eating, refused.

“I have four other children and they are perfectly healthy, it was just that Zak was refusing food for some reason,” his mother said. “They said I should just feed Zak chocolate, cakes and junk food just to get calories into him. But I objected, saying that was only a short-term answer and not a proper solution.”

The Hesseys were then informed that social services was going to take Zak into custody.

Praise Mao

Only the State knows what’s best for your children.  In this case it was chocolate cake and pudding snacks.  Clearly these parents were too dumb to handle taking care of their own son.  Anyone with half a brain knows the only thing kids should be eating is junk food.

If kids didn’t eat junk food, they might actually grow up to be healthy and strong.  This would be a direct threat to the State, which requires all its subjects to be fat slobs incapable of fighting back.

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • mouser98

    there was an episode of House, MD where the kid was not gaining weight properly. the parent’s were feeding the kid hippy-healthy food. social services took the kid away. when House learned from the parents that their cousin who was also an experienced dietitian had done the math and approved of the kid’s diet, he went back and found that the kid was not metabolizing the food or something…

    in any case, I am sure the state knows best how to raise our children and cares more about them than we do. after all, look at the success of the Monarch program

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.

  • James

    Great stuff. We love fascism here in the UK. We love taking it royally up the arse.