Mao Mao Mao
I consider myself to be awesome; therefore, if you want to date me you have to be at least as awesome as myself. That is to say, you must be hot. Also, I can’t deal with clingers so don’t bother.
No married chicks. I know your lurking around here because your hubby is loser that treats you like a piece of meat. While I might treat you like a piece of meat, the key difference is I’m not a loser, I’m well hung, and the piece of meat is a t-bone.
Further, I like to do whatever the hell I want. I’m not looking for a mother to nag me about smoking, drinking, partying, driving fast, yelling at strangers, or other ill advised things I do on occasion because I feel like it.
You must be sweet, nice, intelligent, and above all hot.
See my preferences below for further details.
30, Laguna Niguel, CA, USSeeking men 29-39Must love catsI hope to find someone that is smart, sexy, confident, funny, loyal, interesting, best friend material, cute, crazy, FUN, and just all around awesome…like me I am easy to get along with, and even easier to talk to. I love to make people laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I smile often.
First message sent:
good lord woman.
Slow down with those lips, you might hurt someone.
So you think you are awesome?
Lets have a contest.
You tell me why you’re so awesome and I’ll decide if you really are or not.
Stalin be praised.
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