Mao Mao Mao
I consider myself to be awesome; therefore, if you want to date me you have to be at least as awesome as myself. That is to say, you must be hot. Also, I can’t deal with clingers so don’t bother.
No married chicks. I know your lurking around here because your hubby is loser that treats you like a piece of meat. While I might treat you like a piece of meat, the key difference is I’m not a loser, I’m well hung, and the piece of meat is a t-bone.
Further, I like to do whatever the hell I want. I’m not looking for a mother to nag me about smoking, drinking, partying, driving fast, yelling at strangers, or other ill advised things I do on occasion because I feel like it.
You must be sweet, nice, intelligent, and above all hot.
See my preferences below for further details.
First victim:
Must love catsI hope to find someone that is smart, sexy, confident, funny, loyal, interesting, best friend material, cute, crazy, FUN, and just all around awesome…like meI am easy to get along with, and even easier to talk to. I love to make people laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I smile often.
First message sent:
Cougar
good lord woman.
Slow down with those lips, you might hurt someone.
So you think you are awesome?
Lets have a contest.
You tell me why you’re so awesome and I’ll decide if you really are or not.
-Mike
Stalin be praised.
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