Government Keeps You Safe

Which is why Asian students in a south Philadelphia high school are being distributed pamphlets that tell them how to respond in the event they are attacked by savages.

The Philadelphia Inquirer reports:

Many Asian students who walk into South Philadelphia High on Tuesday morning will be carrying something besides books.

In pockets and purses, they’ll tote a pamphlet called “Staying Safe.” It was given to them by community leaders who ran a special orientation aimed at teaching the students an important lesson: what to do if they’re attacked at school.

Knowing how to report harassment or assault is a skill most would prefer not to need. But it’s the reality of life at the school, where 30 Asians were attacked by groups of mostly African American students Dec. 3.

The violence sent seven Asians to hospitals and led about 50 to stage a weeklong boycott.

Of course, if government really could keep you safe we wouldn’t  need to tell Asian kids what to do in the event they are set upon by roaming gangs of violent welfare fueled street thugs.

I can see it now, 10 thugs surround some Asian kid with baseball bats; the Asian kid pulls out a paper pamphlet, folds it into a stabbing weapon, and then proceeds to stab each of his attackers in the eye socket, ultimately puncturing their frontal lobe, killing his attackers instantly.

What the school needs to hand out is the following:

1 government issue Glock 19 with 2 clips, Trijicon night sights, and 100 rounds of 9mm ammunition.

1 government issue Fox OC canister

1 government issue bullet proof vest

1 government issue Ka-bar combat knife

This would immediately solve the problem of roaming street thugs violently attacking Asian kids for no particular reason at all.  When people are disarmed, natural law rules the day.  The strongest dominate the weakest.  The reason why statists hate guns is because guns are the ultimate equalizer.  They give the smallest person equal odds against the largest attacker.  They give a person independent safety.  The frailest old lady can defend herself against a professional football player without the need to depend on anyone but herself.

Some statists may scream and stamp their feet over such advice, claiming that it would lead to mass shootouts in our schools. – Well, which is better?  Asian kids getting the crap beat out of them or a level playing field?  I can tell you that if everyone was armed in that school, the incidence of violence would be LOW, because just like in nuclear war, mutually assured destruction prevents everyone from doing something stupid.

If government can’t even keep some Asian school kids safe, how is it going to keep you safe – from anything?

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Jimmy

    Instead of Glocks I would issue Springfield XD-Ms. Chambered in .45 ACP which provides more stopping power than the 9mm Glock 19 (just in case these mobs are hopped on more than welfare) and a larger capacity than the 1911. It still has the reliability of the Glock, with the capacity for modification as the model 19.
    I’m a big fan of the .45 ACP as it’s my favorite way to practice my God-given, natural Second Amendment RIGHTS. Personally, I would love to see more 2nd Amendment/ firearm related posts as it is the most important of the Bill of Rights. Regardless of whether you do or not, shoot strait, brother.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.

  • Michael Suede

    In CA, the maximum clip limit is 10 rounds.

    The Glock 30sf is the ultimate in .45 ACP personal protection for a reasonable price.

    You’ll have to forgive me for being biased toward glocks.