Terrorists Attempt To Seize Control Over Entire US Internet

Reuters is reporting that a gang of criminal terrorists calling themselves “the congress” have launched an assault against the globally interconnected network of private computers known as the internet.

The terrorists are currently attempting to get control of an internet wide kill-switch which would enable them to shut down vast sections of the global network at their discretion.  They are also attempting drive up the cost of network administration by enacting licensing restrictions on network operators which would force service providers to drastically raise rates.  Such a rate hike would prevent untold numbers of  poor people from getting cheap affordable access to the internet.

Reuters reports:

Proposed cybersecurity legislation circulating on Capitol Hill would give the president the power to declare an emergency in the case of big online attacks…

The draft bill, a copy of which was obtained by Reuters, allows the president to declare an emergency if there is an imminent threat to the U.S. electrical grid or other critical infrastructure such as the water supply or financial network because of a cyber attack.

Industries, companies or portions of companies could be temporarily shut down, or be required to take other steps to address threats…

Even in the absence of an imminent threat, companies could face government scrutiny. Company employees working in cybersecurity would need appropriate skills…

The draft is based largely on a proposal sponsored by independent Senator Joseph Lieberman, Republican Susan Collins and Democrat Thomas Carper, and one by Democrat Jay Rockefeller and Republican Olympia Snowe.

Here’s the criminal terrorist Jay Rockefeller declaring we would be better off if the internet never existed.