Buy Seafood? = SPEND 6 YEARS IN PRISON!

The Miami Herald reports:

WASHINGTON — Abner Schoenwetter, a Miami seafood importer, spent six years in prison, paid tens of thousands of dollars in fines and legal fees and is at risk of losing his home. His crime? Agreeing to purchase lobster tails that federal prosecutors said violated harvest regulations — in Honduras.

Now Schoenwetter, at age 64, is a convicted felon with an ailing wife, no job, no right to vote and has three years of supervised release ahead of him. But he’s also a star witness for congressional efforts aimed at stemming what a growing number of legal experts and lawmakers consider “overcriminalization” — the federal government’s penchant for writing new laws to criminalize conduct that could be addressed with fines or other remedies.

I got a simple test to check if a law is a pointless exercise in totalitarianism:

If there is no victim, there is no crime.

Praise Mao and may Stalin rip your nuts off for buying cheap seafood in Honduras.