LOL – Fatties Roaming Site Deemed Threat To Business

I have decided to implement‘s business model on my own site.

CNN reports:

“Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which was founded.”

So if you are a fattie, I’m sorry, but my blog posts are now off limits.

You must delete any bookmarks to my site and go on a starvation diet until you are back within healthy weight ranges, as prescribed here by our glorious government.

Of course, I’m joking about deleting my bookmarks.  How would you ever find my site again after you lost the weight?

Beautiful People issued this press release back in January of 2010, but I found it so outrageously humorous that I had to post it here for public consumption.  I’m sitting here at my work desk just cracking up like crazy over this article.  I have tears running down my face.