LOL Taxes

I recently purchased a rental car for the rate of 260.00 for a week and three days.

By the time the criminal government got done assessing their fines and penalties for the crime of renting a car, the bill was up to over 341.00.

The total government theft amounted to 80 dollars out of 341.

I recently purchased a refurbished iPhone 4 for the rate of 249.00.

By the time the criminal government got done assessing their fines and penalties for the crime of buying a phone, the bill was up to over 338.40.

The total government theft amounted to 59.41 dollars out of 338.40.

Praise Mao and may Stalin expropriate your feminine hygiene products.

actual receipts received:
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Dollar rental car
Weekly Rate:
1 week(s) @ $177.64
3 extra day(s) @ $28.04

Base Rate $261.76

+ Milage Charge Unlimited
+ Drop Charge No Charge
+ EXPO TAX $8.14
+ CONCESSION FEE $30.03
+ VEHICLE LICENSE FEE $4.00
+ STATE TAX $16.87
+ FACILITY CHARGE $1.00
+ Rental Tax $15.06
+ ENERGY RECOVERY FEE $4.50

Estimated Total $341.36

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Device Apple iPhone 4 – 32 GB – Black (Refurb) NOTE: Mail-In rebates are not valid on refurbished equipment $249.00
Accessories IFrogz Black Luxe Case $29.99
Not Eligible for Mail-In Rebate
Estimated Sales Tax $59.41
*Order Total $338.40