Violent anti-American extremist and famous country western singer Willie Nelson was recently charged with possessing 6 oz. of marijuana after deputies stopped his tour bus at an illegal checkpoint and conducted an unconstitutional search of his vehicle.
The violent anti-American extremist faces a felony charge with penalties of 2 years in prison and a 10,000 dollar fine for possessing more than 4 oz. of dangerous vegetables.
Governor Rick Perry was quoted as saying “We know Mr. Nelson is a violent extremist by the fact he was illegally carrying dangerous vegetables that have the ability to cause euphoria and an over-all pleasant feeling when consumed. Anyone who enjoys being happy must necessarily be a threat to the State.”
SIERRA BLANCA, Texas – A U.S. Border Patrol spokesman says country singer Willie Nelson was charged with marijuana possession after 6 ounces was found aboard his tour bus in Texas.
Patrol spokesman Bill Brooks says the bus pulled into the Sierra Blanca, Texas, checkpoint about 9 a.m. Friday. Brooks says an officer smelled pot when a door was opened and a search turned up marijuana.
Because the border is 20 miles inland.