To cut down on underage drinking, county officials will begin enforcement of a new ordinance next month that allows officers entry into residencies if they suspect minors are drinking on the premises.
The Social Host Liability Ordinance grants law enforcement the ability to issue citations to hosts knowingly permitting the consumption of alcohol by minors on their property.
The ordinance defines a “host” as any person either owning, renting or in control of the property, and a “party, gathering or event” as a social gathering of five or more persons, at least one of whom is a minor.
Although critics of the ordinance have voiced concerns that police may use the ordinance as an excuse to enter a house, Centeno said officers will enforce the ordinance only as needed, like situations when law enforcement responds to noise complaints and other calls.
Praise Hillary Rotton Sadaam Hussein (D) New Mexico.
Before Fifth District Supervisor Fuhrer Von Joseph Centeno blessed us with warantless searches we were all at risk of dying instantly. You don’t want to be instantly vaporized because you’re too dumb to live do you?
In a recent study, the department of homeland security found that college aged adults are not college aged adults. As a result, the progressive county supervisors have adopted the Santa Barbara No Adult Left Behind Safety Act of 2010 which mandates parents drive their children to university classes every morning and pack their lunch (paper and plastic bags are prohibited and constitute probable cause).
May the breaking and entering and subsequent freedom fondlings begin!
EDIT: As Don Antonio points out: