The Democratic National Peace Prayer

Dear Lord,

LOL

We don’t believe in god.

Thanks for the laffs.

But just in case you do exist, you owe us manna from heaven.  You should have your angles make it for us while we sit back and watch Oprah all day.  WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR MANNA?!

FUCK YOU – YOU OWE IT TO US!  GIMME GIMME GIMME

WE KNOW YOU ARE RICH!  WE KNOW YOU GOT THE GOODS!  WHY ARE YOU HORDING IT ALL TO YOURSELF YOU STINGY FUCK?!

WE WILL EVENTUALLY FIGURE OUT A WAY TO TAX YOUR ASS, THEN YOU’LL BE SIGNING A DIFFERENT TUNE WON’T YOU?!