Terrorists Confiscate Plastic Toy Hammer From Retarded Man

The terrorist organization you call the TSA has decided that retards with plastic hammers are a national security threat and has subsequently banned them from airplanes out of fear that a retard might go bananas and take down a plane with a fisher price toy.

Fox News reports:

ROMULUS, Mich. (WJBK) – The Mandy family says they were on their way to the happiest place on earth (Disney), but had to go through hell to get there.

“I realize they’re trying to keep people safe, but come on, does he look like a terrorist?” said Dr. David Mandy.

The family was going through security when two TSA agents singled Drew Mandy out for a special pat down. Drew is severely mentally disabled. He’s 29, but his parents said he has the mental capacity of a two-year-old, which made the experience that followed at metro Detroit’s McNamera Terminal that much harder to deal with.

My tolerance threshold for stupid has been breached.

The TSA tards should be in special needs classes, not “retraining” classes.  I’m sure Drew would whoop their ass in a battle of wits.


  • MJ

    Every day it gets worse…

  • Doop79

    C’mon dude…”retard” really.  That’s just bad form.  The only retards are the TSA and maybe you for making US, who hate the tsa terrorists,  look mean.