Vermin Supreme – For President


I nearly fell out of my chair and died.

This guy is awesome:

“My name is Vermin Supreme; I’m running of the president of America. I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws,” he said, delivering his on-the-fly stump speech. “I’m a friendly fascist, a tyrant you can trust because I know what is best for you. I am on the ballot here in New Hampshire, and you can vote for me. I am Obama’s primary primary challenger. I am challenging him and Ron Paul to a debate and an arm-wrestling match, leg-wrestling match and a panty-wrestling match to decide it all — the presidency of the United States.”

Asked whether he plans to send troops back into Iraq, Mr. Supreme (Mr. Vermin?) said he wants to send troops “everywhere.”

“I propose we will invade and we will make that country a state,” he said. “So Iraq would be our 51st state, Afghanistan would be our 52nd state, and on and on. Once we change these foreigners to Americans, they will certainly love America and we’ll be able to tax them and it will be a wonderful, unified United States of the Earth. Thank you.”

Interesting to note his ancap color scheme.  I wonder if that is pure coincidence or if he is trying to make a subtle statement.  Traditionally, anarcho-capitalist colors are yellow and black.


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  • Cmcmahon

    Of course you will need you pony at all times. lol