Travolta Masseur Lawsuit: A Must Read Work of Pulp Fiction

I’m still trying to control my laughter.

The Smoking Gun reports:

 Hollywood, Travolta explained, is “controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity,” adding that he had “done things in his past that would make most people throw up.”

* Travolta remarked that when he started out, “he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag.” But he was smart enough to “learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became well worth it.”

I almost feel sorry for Travolta.

Almost.