Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

CBS reports:

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

Praise the good Lord.

 

  • John Doey

    My girlfriend always gags and spit after. Going to send her the article and see what she says (and post it here).

    • http://www.libertariannews.org/ Michael Suede

      It’s my pleasure to help you keep your girlfriend informed about the latest health issues.