Sunday Humor: Obama’s Stance On Whistle-blowers Scrubbed From The Web

From the way-back machine:

Often the best source of information about waste, fraud, and abuse in government is an existing government employee committed to public integrity and willing to speak out. Such acts of courage and patriotism, which can sometimes save lives and often save taxpayer dollars, should be encouraged rather than stifled. We need to empower federal employees as watchdogs of wrongdoing and partners in performance. Barack Obama will strengthen whistleblower laws to protect federal workers who expose waste, fraud, and abuse of authority in government. Obama will ensure that federal agencies expedite the process for reviewing whistleblower claims and whistleblowers have full access to courts and due process.

-Barack H Obama

Unrelated, but also ridiculously comical, a group of Satanists preformed a post-mortem “gaying” ritual over the grave of a Westboro Baptist Minister’s dead wife.  Supposedly the ceremony makes the targeted victim gay in the afterlife.  The Westboro Baptists are the same loons who run around protesting dead gays at their funerals.

I love this quote from one of the Satanists, “I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi,” he wrote, “my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues. Just as medieval demon panics gave rise to episodes in which repressed people took the opportunity to act out in mindless abandon—exonerated from their own deeds by the idea of ‘possession’—I believe it quite possible that I could find myself in a holding cell witnessing the Meridian Police devolve into a sweaty, grunting, savage orgy of uncaged homosexuality… all influenced by the idea that they were utterly powerless against my sexual conversion magic. Perhaps they are merely looking for such a scapegoat.”

more photos of the comedy act here.

LOL – “savage orgy of uncaged homosexuality”  - I’m dying here.