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California $*$ Bans Swearing!

lolfed reports: For ^#$#% real, Cali? A law against “cuss words”? The state Assembly passed a resolution today making the first week of March “Cuss Free Week.” If approved by the state Senate, it will take effect immediately. While lawmakers acknowledge that there is no actual enforcement in the resolution, they say this will promote “greater…

German Goddess Flips Off Greeks

AHHAHAHAHHH *gasp* HAHSDKJFHSKDJHF Zero Hedge reports: Have we just crossed the historic Rubicon when a photoshopped classical statue is about to lead to a collapse in a monetary and customs union, and possibly something a tad more serious? Also, is the KFW bailout rumor too little too late? It appears the Greeks are two minutes…

Where Do Rights Come From? – Letter To Professor

One of my favorite pastimes is trolling the internet for socialist educrats; then writing them demanding they answer fundamental questions regarding their statist philosophy. Lo, I have found the greatest website on the planet: http://www.governmentisgood.com/ HAHAHAHHA *gasp* hahahahahlskflaksdjflaskdjflaskdjf  *falls off chair convulsing on the floor* Now, I have taken a moment of my precious time…

Ask Why? – GO TO JAIL!

In the National Socialist Police State of Amerika, asking “why” is verboten. AJC reports: Four women, two of them well into middle age, were discussing funeral plans for a friend when an Atlanta police officer told them to move. Three did but one asked “why.” In answer to her question,  Minnie Carey, then 61, was…

CNN: 56% Feel Federal Government Poses Threat To Rights

Perhaps there is yet some hope left for this country. CNN reports: Fifty-six percent of people questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey released Friday say they think the federal government’s become so large and powerful that it poses an immediate threat to the rights and freedoms of ordinary citizens. Forty-four percent of those polled…

Fed Blows 12 Billion In Hard Cash Unmarked Bills

LOL this is insane. WTF is going on in this nation?  WTF WTF WTF “The US flew nearly $12bn in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq, then distributed the cash with no proper control over who was receiving it and how it was being spent,” the Guardian reported on February 8, 2007. When Dr. Ron Paul questioned…

Refuse To Say Pledge of Allegiance – GET ARRESTED!

Raw Story reports: A middle school teacher in Montgomery County, Maryland, will have to apologize to a 13-year-old student after yelling at her and having her escorted out of class by school police when the student refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Clearly this girl was a threat to the collective Borg hive and…

FDIC Hits Record "Default" Level

Zero Hedge reports: FDIC Hits Record “Default” Level As Deposit Insurance Fund Plunges By $12.7 Billion To NEGATIVE 20.9 Billion Of course, what’s really important are the Zero Hedge user comments – which I find ridiculously humorous. Ahhh, I love the smell of financial collapse in the morning. Chillax. Take your soma. You will get…

The Law Must Not Be Questioned

If individual members of society were to question the law, society would devolve into chaos.  Mass anarchy would ensue.  Murderers would be running wild in the streets.  Armed thugs would be breaking into peoples homes.  Rapists would take up permanent residence in college dormitories.  Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! I reject these arguments…

LOL @ Laffer Curve – Walter Block

Walter Block is my hero. Only a real conservative could come up with this one: Suppose we are on the upper part of the Laffer curve. That means that if the tax rate is lowered, greater tax revenues will accrue to the government.1 Stipulate that the state is an evil institution. This is a libertarian…