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Cops Beat Honor Student Into Bloody Pulp

For carrying a soda bottle in his jacket. The post-gazette reports: Mr. Miles, 18, who is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest, said three undercover officers beat him when they mistook the bottle of soda he was carrying for a concealed weapon. Let us count the ways in which this totalitarian fascist action violated this…

Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up. I know I’m a funny, intelligent, good looking, charming, handsome, and perfect-in-every-way guy, but even I would be hard pressed to come up with such comedy. The Telegraph reports: A geoengineering project to block the sun by simulating volcanic eruptions would be 100 times cheaper than cutting…

Pelosi State Of The Union Decoded

The Street reports: WASHINGTON, Jan. 27 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — Speaker Nancy Pelosi released the following statement tonight following President Obama’s State of the Union address to a Joint Session of Congress: I will now decode this statement for the unwashed public school educated masses. “Tonight, President Obama presented a vision to the American people of a stronger union, a new…

Wall Street Journal debunks Conspiracy Theory

Fascist Contributor Mouser98 brings us a detailed article on authoritarian elitists that control the current truth: In an article appearing the in the Wall Street Journal’s Life and Style section, David Aaronovitch, a columnist for The Times of London, purports to tell us how to fend off the people who insist they know the real story behind…

YouTube Shoves It Up Lee Doren’s Azz

Lee Doren runs the “How The World Works” YouTube channel which is a right wing video blog that generally promotes conservative ideals. Now, Lee Doren is no angel.  I wouldn’t consider him a libertarian, more like a Rush Limbaugh type of guy.  However YouTube really stuck it up his ass with their little contest. He…

Timothy Geithner To Amerika: I'm Sorry For Getting Caught

Treasury Secretary / Criminal Looting Thug, Timothy Geithner, stood before congress today and stomped his feet demanding congressman Issa be arrested for interfering in a criminal looting operation. Geithner, who was called before congress to explain why his criminal looting operation was publicly discovered, revealed that he had no good excuse for the failure of…

Orrin Hatch Commits Unbelievable Atrocity

In the progressive elitist capital of Washington, it was reported yesterday that Senator Orrin Hatch was arrested for sedition under the new Obama regulations banning all speech that questions government looting. Hatch wrote this Op-Ed in the NY Times calling for eliminating the employer half of the pay-roll tax for a limited time. Pelosi, who…

28% Not Working And Not In School

28% of Americans aged 20 to 24 are neither in school nor working. Reuters reports: Overall, 26 percent of American teenagers aged 16 to 19 had jobs in late 2009, said the report, which was based on U.S. Census Bureau data. That figure is a record low since statistics began to be kept in 1948,…

Repeal The 1st Amendment!

hahahaha Mark Dice goes out and gets the unwashed masses to sign a petition to repeal the first amendment to the constitution. Of course I have to explain, since you are probably a public school educated serf, that the first amendment is the one that protects your right to say ignorant things. This is what…

Climategate 6.0: Amazon Rain Forest Depletion A Lie

Times of India reports: NEW DELHI: The hits to IPCC and R K Pachauri just don’t seem to stop.  In the latest embarrassment to the Nobel-winning body, British daily ‘Telegraph’ has published details on IPCC’s dire prediction regarding the huge depletion of Amazon forests, which was based on unverified reports… According to the article, Pachauri is…