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DHS Charges Judge Napolitano With Subversion

After releasing this video promoting revolution and constitutional limitations on government, the DHS swore out an arrest warrant for the Judge. Janet Napolitano (no relation) released this statement: Judge Napolitano has engaged in treasonous subversion by promoting the US constitution.  We here at the DHS have taken action to shut his bigoted, biased, inflammatory, and…

Lockheed Martin Makes You Safe

From terrists ABC reports only 100 Al Qaeda left in Afghanistan, which is why we need to spend trillions upon trillions in high tech super fighters capable of shitting missiles in stealth mode from the planet Jupiter.     Here’s to you Lockheed Martin, may the sun never set on your bank accounts.

Change!

Praise Mao   The DHS has been contacted. Pelosi has ordered you forget this video ever existed.  Failure to comply will result in a class B felony, punishable by 7 years in a federal penitentiary.

Help A Neighbor? GO TO JAIL!!!

A citizen recently attempted to help a neighbor install a generator during a massive blizzard in NH. In the course of installing the generator, he mistakenly set it up to feed back into the city’s power grid. The city states he put at least one person at risk because of this. Subsequently he has been…

US Authorities Report Demise Of US Imminent

This country is toast. I give it two years tops before the currency detonates. Once the dollar goes, so goes the country. 74 trillion in unfunded Medicare liabilities 10.4 trillion in unfunded Socialist Security liabilities 1.5 quadrillion dollar derivatives market backed entirely by worthless assets Exponential increase of the US money supply in just a…

UK’s National Domestic Extremism Team

Is hard at work fighting “extremists” who oppose global warming. The Domestic Extremism Team has reported that they are looking into who leaked the climategate emails and source code. In a letter to Bishop Hill, the NCDE responds: Norfolk Constabulary continues its investigations into criminal offences in relation to a data breach at the University…

Kalifornia Re-Institutes Slavery

"We have lots and lots of work to do. But we didn’t dig the hole," said Cliff Brandt. "I’m 66 years old and I came back to work because if I don’t, I can’t pay for my car  . . . Nobody should work and not get paid.  I think they used to have a…

55 Billion In Food Stamps – 37 Million On The Dole

JP Morgan controls the food stamp program. Food stamps are electronic debit cards (of course, this way the banks can collect royalties on transactions and it prevents food stamp users from being able to barter with the stamps, locking them out of black markets where goods may be cheaper to obtain). A representative from Morgan…

Have A Question? GO TO JAIL!!!

hahahah A New Hampshire liberty activist attempts to represent himself in court.  I say “attempts” because the judge is totally unhinged and insane. He smuggles a recorder into the court and captures the total chaos on audio. He attempts to ask two simple questions, are the proceedings civil or criminal, and who are the damaged…