Michael Suede

Freedom for Liberland!

A new mini-doc on Liberland – if you haven’t heard of this before, it’s worth checking out. Freedom for Liberland! from MEL Films on Vimeo. Sometimes it’s easier to start your own country than to change the one you’re in. According to the internationally recognized law of terra nullius (“nobody’s land”), if no one has…

Vegan Gladiators – The Barley Men of Rome

Roman gladiators, also known as hordearii, (which translates directly as “The Barley Men”) owed their peak physical condition to a predominately vegan diet of beans and barley.  Their low fat high carb diet provided them improved blood flow and cardiovascular health, while also providing more than enough protein to build enormously powerful physiques. While some moronic archaeologists assume the gladiators must…

The Impossible Burger Goes To Market

I’ve been waiting to hear from these guys for a while now.  They figured out a way to make blood from plants in order to produce a bloody juicy monster burger made entirely from plant based sources.  They just announced the burger will go on sale at Momofuku’s in New York tomorrow, with a release in…

SuperMeat – Yeah, It’s A Worthy Title

Now you can eat real animal flesh and muscle tissue without having to kill an animal.

What will science think of next?

FYI, while I fully support this ethically created meat, I still wouldn’t recommend eating this stuff on a regular basis because it’s still going to kill you deader than a hammer.  It’s no different than eating saturated fat laden non-dairy ice cream or pouring a gallon of olive oil over your salad.  Fat and cholesterol will shorten your lifespan, there’s just no way around that.  At least not until they can re-engineer human physiology.