Orwellian UK

All blog entries related to the UK Orwellian police state.

Arrested for Singing “Kung Fu Fighting” Within Earshot of Chinese

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April 27, 2011

Moonbattery reports: Once again Britain’s descent into moonbattery has pushed self-parody to a new extreme of absurdity: A pub singer was arrested for alleged “racism” after belting out the chart hit Kung Fu Fighting as two Chinese people walked past. One of them complained to cops, who later nicked stunned Simon Ledger – in a...
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Veteran Sent To Prison For Publicly Burning A Koran

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April 21, 2011

As we all know, the UK has devolved into a Soviet kleptocracy run by insane lunatics.  In light of this fact, freedom of speech has been suppressed through the use of various “anti-hate” laws that make it a crime to offend anyone over anything. For the crime of burning a book, a former veteran...
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'Don't Get Any Ideas' – Council To Tax Protestors

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March 8, 2011
'Don't Get Any Ideas' – Council To Tax Protestors

And yet again we see the violence of the State rear its ugly head against the innocent. This time in the UK: The leader of Wirral Council has told anyone thinking of joining a rebel protest against paying council tax: “Don’t get any ideas.” His call came after hundreds of anti-establishment demonstrators stormed Birkenhead...
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Say Good-Bye to Reliable Energy

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March 7, 2011

Moonbattery reports: Isn’t it nice how you just flip a switch and the lights come on, and you can sit down to work at your computer whenever you need to? Enjoy these conveniences while you can, because reliable electricity is among the privileges the moonbat ruling class to revoke: Electricity consumers in the UK will...
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UK To Use Children As Agents Of The State

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January 27, 2011
UK To Use Children As Agents Of The State

Looks like the UK won the war against Germany but lost the war to Fascism. The Grimsby reports: SPEEDING motorists will soon be facing the short arm of the law as primary school pupils prepare to sign up for their own handheld speed cameras. The Community Road Watch scheme, which is designed to put...
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UK Military Trains Soldiers In Forced Nudity

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October 26, 2010

Praise Stalin. The British military has been receiving training in forced nudity. To me, this sounds kind of kinky.  Perhaps we will see an increase in the number of sado-masochist terrorists simply because they want to be captured by UK forces to be shown a good time at the expense of UK tax payers. The...
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Every email and website to be stored

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October 25, 2010
Every email and website to be stored

The totalitarian oligarchs commanding the UK peasantry have decided that they should store every email and website ever created by their subjects. The Telegraph reports: Every email, phone call and website visit is to be recorded and stored after the Coalition Government revived controversial Big Brother snooping plans. It will allow security services and the police to...
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Eco-Fascists Detonate Children In The Name Of Gaia

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October 1, 2010

Two children refuse to comply with the fascist agenda of global warming austerity and are subsequently detonated by their teacher, covering their classmates in a sea of blood and body parts. backup link to video. The Telegraph reports: I predicted this morning that No Pressure – Richard Curtis’s spectacularly ill-judged eco-propaganda movie for the 10:10 campaign...
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UK Continues Its Decent Into Total Unbridled Tyranny

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September 20, 2010

Sometimes the news is just so insane it doesn’t even require my commentary. The Daily Mail reports: Hardline policy will hit thousands of ordinary small business holders Number of people targeted for tax checks to go from 5,000 to 150,000 Special investigators will target people hiding money offshore Policies are a bid to placate...
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Your Phone Rings? = GO TO JAIL!

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September 8, 2010

Praise Mao The Utopian paradise of the UK never ceases to provide us with quality police state materials: The Star reports: MOVIE fan Martin Smith landed in court on a racism charge after he downloaded part of the soundtrack from the 1980s comedy film Rita, Sue and Bob Too! and installed it as a...
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