US Police State

All blog entries related to the US Police State and destruction of civil liberties.

Supreme Soviet Justice: Burning Koran Is Unconstitutional

A member of the Supreme Soviet has issued a formal statement on the constitutionality of burning a Koran. Anything that might cause someone to become upset and thereby harm someone else must be forbidden.  This means such things as: -burning Korans -criticizing government -bashing the federal reserve system -calling for less government spending Are all fair…

College Officials Shut Down Student Conservative Group After Seeing Anti-Obama Literature

Apparently the tax payer funded socialist totalitarians you like to call college administrators have decided that the spread of conservationism requires police intervention. When a group of Young Americans for Freedom recently tried to recruit new members during rush week, the campus police promptly shut their heresy down: (Lake Worth, FL) On Tuesday September 7, 2010 at around 11:00am…

Help A Homeless Man? = GET ASSAULTED AND GO TO JAIL

A woman noticed a homeless man that was surrounded by police, so she walked up to find out what was going on and began video taping the arrest. After determining the homeless man was OK, police noticed she was video taping the encounter. As soon as the police noticed she was video taping the encounter,…

Carve Wood? = GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF!

A partially deaf wood carver, John T Williams, was busy carving a wooden doll while he sat at a bus stop. Police saw the three inch pocket knife Williams was using to carve the wood and immediately blasted the deaf mans head off with extreme prejudice. Praise Mao.

Man Brutally Assaulted For Hurting Himself

A California man was brutally assaulted by violent thugs in his own home after being treated by paramedics for falling and injuring himself. The violent street thugs used a State issued torture device on the man declaring “you said if you had a gun, you’d shoot yourself in the head”   – Which obviously means…

Hand Out Free Beer? = GO TO JAIL!

Some liberty activists were handing out free beer and promotional flyers at Invesco Field.  This resulted in their immediate arrest and being charged with interference, disturbing the peace, and disobeying a lawful order. Of course, since they were doing nothing wrong, the police created the situation that lead to “interference, disturbing the peace, and disobeying a…

DHS: You Should Be Proud We Spy On You

The criminal federal government has decided that the American people should be spied upon by our own spy satellites. Previously, the CIA and other criminal federal agencies, were prohibited from using spy satellite technology to spy on our own shores.  There were extremely tight controls over who could use the satillites and how they could…

7,000 People Threatened By Mafia In One Day

Fascist Soup has learned that nearly 7,000 American citizens were threatened by violent thugs running a mafia protection service in the state of Indiana the other day. The mafia enforcers took the unusual step of conducting a massive collection campaign from their victims that unfolded over the course of a single day.  The massive issuance of threats against…