Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

Rich Karlgaard Is A Fascist Douche Nozzle

Praise Mao In this rambling rant against people who dare to question government, fascist douche nozzle Rich Karlgaard declares people who want a limited constitutional government and question the offical 9/11 story have “psychological maladies”, are “paranoid”, and declares “Tea Party conservatives must similarly cast out the 9/11 Truthers along with those politicians like Debra Medina…

Bill O'Reilly Is A Fascist Douche Nozzle

Listen as Bill “I hate the constitution” O’Reilly demands to be disarmed by government thugs in the face of a disaster. Bill goes on to bash disabled veteran Stewart Rhodes for stating he would actually uphold the constitution. Of course, when you’re Money-Banks Bill, you don’t need guns because you live in a gated private…

Small Plane Rammed Into IRS Building

Infowars reports: Fox News is reporting that the pilot involved in the plane crash in Austin, Texas, had deliberately targeted the IRS. “An NTSB official told Fox News that they are investigating this as an intentional act, and said it appears the pilot set his own house on fire and then got in his plane…

Flushing Out Fake Republican News Sources

One good thing about the MSM’s wide spread attacks against the most conservative true republican to ever run for the position of Governor of Texas is that it makes it blatantly clear who the fake republican hack news sources are. Number one on the list is the Christian Science Monitor, a news source that supposedly bills itself…

Scalia: “There Is No Right to Secede”

An attorney’s brother wrote the Supreme Court justices asking them for their opinion on state secession. Antonin Scalia (a conservative justice) was kind enough to write back with an opinion: I am afraid I cannot be of much help with your problem, principally because I cannot imagine that such a question could ever reach the Supreme…

Wearing Medals Is A Crime Against The State

Michael Patrick McManus was arrested Friday night after a federal judge signed a warrant for his arrest. His crime? Wearing a military uniform with unearned medals. The guy is apparently a real veteran, but basically loaded himself up with a bunch of outrageous decorations.   Just looking at the guy, he looks like a liberal…

Time Magazine: You Don't Have A Right To The Internet

Time Magazine manages to belch out one of its most putrid ideas to-date: Driver’s licenses for the Internet Now, there are, of course, a number of obstacles to making such a scheme be reality. Even here in the mountains of Switzerland I can hear the worldwide scream go up: “But we’re entitled to anonymity on the Internet!”…

Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran

LOL I swear the comedy of warmongering neo-cons never ceases. NRO’s Daniel Pipes provides the God King with some advice on how to save his kakistocracy: He needs a dramatic gesture to change the public perception of him as a light-weight, bumbling ideologue, preferably in an arena where the stakes are high, where he can…

Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up. I know I’m a funny, intelligent, good looking, charming, handsome, and perfect-in-every-way guy, but even I would be hard pressed to come up with such comedy. The Telegraph reports: A geoengineering project to block the sun by simulating volcanic eruptions would be 100 times cheaper than cutting…