Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

One More Reason Glenn Beck Is A Fascist

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February 13, 2010
One More Reason Glenn Beck Is A Fascist

I’ve written articles about Glenn Beck’s flip flopping fascist non-sense before, and here we see him jumping down the throat of THE most conservative candidate running for Texas state Governor. Fascist autocrat Beck
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Wearing Medals Is A Crime Against The State

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February 10, 2010
Wearing Medals Is A Crime Against The State

Michael Patrick McManus was arrested Friday night after a federal judge signed a warrant for his arrest. His crime? Wearing a military uniform with unearned medals. The guy is apparently a real veteran, but basically loaded himself up with a bunch of outrageous decorations.   Just looking at the guy, he looks like a...
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Time Magazine: You Don't Have A Right To The Internet

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February 3, 2010
Time Magazine: You Don't Have A Right To The Internet

Time Magazine manages to belch out one of its most putrid ideas to-date: Driver’s licenses for the Internet Now, there are, of course, a number of obstacles to making such a scheme be reality. Even here in the mountains of Switzerland I can hear the worldwide scream go up: “But we’re entitled to anonymity on the...
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Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran

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February 3, 2010
Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran

LOL I swear the comedy of warmongering neo-cons never ceases. NRO’s Daniel Pipes provides the God King with some advice on how to save his kakistocracy: He needs a dramatic gesture to change the public perception of him as a light-weight, bumbling ideologue, preferably in an arena where the stakes are high, where he...
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Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

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January 28, 2010
Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up. I know I’m a funny, intelligent, good looking, charming, handsome, and perfect-in-every-way guy, but even I would be hard pressed to come up with such comedy. The Telegraph reports: A geoengineering project to block the sun by simulating volcanic eruptions would be 100 times cheaper than...
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Pelosi State Of The Union Decoded

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January 28, 2010
Pelosi State Of The Union Decoded

The Street reports: WASHINGTON, Jan. 27 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — Speaker Nancy Pelosi released the following statement tonight following President Obama’s State of the Union address to a Joint Session of Congress: I will now decode this statement for the unwashed public school educated masses. “Tonight, President Obama presented a vision to the American people of a stronger union, a...
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Wall Street Journal debunks Conspiracy Theory

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January 28, 2010
Wall Street Journal debunks Conspiracy Theory

Fascist Contributor Mouser98 brings us a detailed article on authoritarian elitists that control the current truth: In an article appearing the in the Wall Street Journal’s Life and Style section, David Aaronovitch, a columnist for The Times of London, purports to tell us how to fend off the people who insist they know the real story...
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Timothy Geithner To Amerika: I'm Sorry For Getting Caught

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January 27, 2010
Timothy Geithner To Amerika: I'm Sorry For Getting Caught

Treasury Secretary / Criminal Looting Thug, Timothy Geithner, stood before congress today and stomped his feet demanding congressman Issa be arrested for interfering in a criminal looting operation. Geithner, who was called before congress to explain why his criminal looting operation was publicly discovered, revealed that he had no good excuse for the failure...
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Repeal The 1st Amendment!

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January 27, 2010

hahahaha Mark Dice goes out and gets the unwashed masses to sign a petition to repeal the first amendment to the constitution. Of course I have to explain, since you are probably a public school educated serf, that the first amendment is the one that protects your right to say ignorant things. This is...
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Wall Street Bonuses Total 1% Of GDP

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January 26, 2010
Wall Street Bonuses Total 1% Of GDP

This post on the Democratic Underground highlights the point: “Our total GDP for the nation is about $14 trillion. 2009 bonuses are around $140 billion. So, 1% of our total economic output for 2009 is going to the banking mafia’s pockets. Not even the banks themselves – JUST THE BANKERS. Just amazing.” Major U.S....
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