Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran

LOL I swear the comedy of warmongering neo-cons never ceases. NRO’s Daniel Pipes provides the God King with some advice on how to save his kakistocracy: He needs a dramatic gesture to change the public perception of him as a light-weight, bumbling ideologue, preferably in an arena where the stakes are high, where he can…

Scientists Demand Your Loot To Blow Up Volcanoes

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up. I know I’m a funny, intelligent, good looking, charming, handsome, and perfect-in-every-way guy, but even I would be hard pressed to come up with such comedy. The Telegraph reports: A geoengineering project to block the sun by simulating volcanic eruptions would be 100 times cheaper than cutting…

Pelosi State Of The Union Decoded

The Street reports: WASHINGTON, Jan. 27 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — Speaker Nancy Pelosi released the following statement tonight following President Obama’s State of the Union address to a Joint Session of Congress: I will now decode this statement for the unwashed public school educated masses. “Tonight, President Obama presented a vision to the American people of a stronger union, a new…

Wall Street Journal debunks Conspiracy Theory

Fascist Contributor Mouser98 brings us a detailed article on authoritarian elitists that control the current truth: In an article appearing the in the Wall Street Journal’s Life and Style section, David Aaronovitch, a columnist for The Times of London, purports to tell us how to fend off the people who insist they know the real story behind…

Timothy Geithner To Amerika: I'm Sorry For Getting Caught

Treasury Secretary / Criminal Looting Thug, Timothy Geithner, stood before congress today and stomped his feet demanding congressman Issa be arrested for interfering in a criminal looting operation. Geithner, who was called before congress to explain why his criminal looting operation was publicly discovered, revealed that he had no good excuse for the failure of…

Repeal The 1st Amendment!

hahahaha Mark Dice goes out and gets the unwashed masses to sign a petition to repeal the first amendment to the constitution. Of course I have to explain, since you are probably a public school educated serf, that the first amendment is the one that protects your right to say ignorant things. This is what…

Wall Street Bonuses Total 1% Of GDP

This post on the Democratic Underground highlights the point: “Our total GDP for the nation is about $14 trillion. 2009 bonuses are around $140 billion. So, 1% of our total economic output for 2009 is going to the banking mafia’s pockets. Not even the banks themselves – JUST THE BANKERS. Just amazing.” Major U.S. banks…

Glenn Beck, The Neo-Con Judas Goat

The people are being misled by this flip-flopping so-called libertarian commentator. While Beck has done a lot of good, he’s also done a lot of bad. It is very important you always evaluate for yourself the policies of our government in relation to the constitution and your natural rights.   Do not trust someone like Beck…

Scott Brown Is A Fascist Douche

Of course, the public will never learn. Watch Scotty demand a different healthcare bill that provides better payoffs to republican interests. This douche of maximum strength Massengill power is simply upset that dems were hogging all the tax payer loot with their version.  Scotty’s version is sure to be far superior.  He’ll probably figure out…