Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

John McCain (F) AZ: I Stand In Gods Way Every Day

Sen. John McCain (Fascist) of Arizona released new agitprop for his campaign today. CBS News reports: Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is up with his first ads for his 2010 Senate reelection campaign, and they portray the 2008 Republican presidential nominee as a crucial impediment to President Obama’s “extreme left-wing crusade to bankrupt America.” “I stand…

Pedos To Be Starved In UK Camps

The UK has announced plans to ration the food supply of public slaves in accordance with their needs. Master slave owner Gordon Brown was quoted as saying: The public serfdom is fat and useless.  We must purge our slave ranks of the obese and slovenly.  To this end, I have proposed a plan to starve…

Pedo Professor Confronted

Mark B. Salter, associate professor at the School of Political Studies, University of Ottawa, recently wrote this article of power: As a result of the attempted Christmas Day bombing, the U.S. Transportation Security Administration, the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority and other agencies have been hurrying to implement a new technology for airport security. The…

America Is Finished As A Nation

EMO HAIR TIPS BY SHANE DAWSON Shane goes on to explain how to make your hair look emo. This moron has 650,000 YouTube subscribers,has 75,000 subscribers.   Not that I’m a fan of the AP, but Jesus Christ. This country is so toast.  We are finished. We are all going to be living in a Soviet…

Socialism Creates Monopolies, Capitalism Destroys Them

Debate thread: Originally posted by rusethorcain Capitalism creates a lot of junk we don’t need, huge demands for pornography and drugs and not enough food, housing and heat to go around. Somebody has to look at the big picture or we will all be freezing our butts off eating Cheetos, drinking beer and watching porn…

Lieberman: If We Don’t Nuke Yemen Now, The 12th Imam Will Return

Warmongering fascist Lieberman declares full scale destruction of Yemen is need to halt panty bombers. Lieberman barks: Iraq was yesterday’s war, Afghanistan is today’s war. If we don’t act preemptively, Yemen will be tomorrow’s war. Lieberman went on to fart out his mouth: I hate browns.  I’m a racist Zionist Jew.   I pray the middle…

Panty Bomber Had No Passport – And An Accomplice

Praise Mao Watch as eye witnesses describe a well dressed Indian man escort the panty bomber past security without a passport claiming he was from Sudan and they did this all the time. Turns out the panty bombers dad is a rich banker, who supposedly reported his own teenaged son to the authorities because he…

Sen. Feinstein – Excellence In Fascism

I’m creating a new award that will be given out liberally to worthy politicians and prominent businessmen. I shall name it “The Suede Award For Excellence In Fascism” or SAFEIF for short. My first recipient is Sen. Diane Feinstein. Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) said that Congress has the authority to mandate that people buy health…

"One Of Our Heroes From The Past" Saul Alinsky

Well, to reach back to one of our heroes from the past, from the ’60s, Saul Alinsky once said that even though both sides have flaws in their arguments and you can always find something nuanced about your own side you don’t like and it’s never perfect, you have to act in the end like…

LOL – Mao Lenin Be Praised

For real Photograph by: Bill Keay, Vancouver Sun The Vancouver Sun reports: METRO VANCOUVER – A public art installation depicting Russian Communist leader Vladimir Lenin and a feminized Chairman Mao Zedong in the heart of Richmond’s business district has the whole town talking. “When I went to the gym at 5:30 this morning it’s all…