Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

Lieberman: If We Don’t Nuke Yemen Now, The 12th Imam Will Return

Warmongering fascist Lieberman declares full scale destruction of Yemen is need to halt panty bombers. Lieberman barks: Iraq was yesterday’s war, Afghanistan is today’s war. If we don’t act preemptively, Yemen will be tomorrow’s war. Lieberman went on to fart out his mouth: I hate browns.  I’m a racist Zionist Jew.   I pray the middle…

Panty Bomber Had No Passport – And An Accomplice

Praise Mao Watch as eye witnesses describe a well dressed Indian man escort the panty bomber past security without a passport claiming he was from Sudan and they did this all the time. Turns out the panty bombers dad is a rich banker, who supposedly reported his own teenaged son to the authorities because he…

Sen. Feinstein – Excellence In Fascism

I’m creating a new award that will be given out liberally to worthy politicians and prominent businessmen. I shall name it “The Suede Award For Excellence In Fascism” or SAFEIF for short. My first recipient is Sen. Diane Feinstein. Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) said that Congress has the authority to mandate that people buy health…

"One Of Our Heroes From The Past" Saul Alinsky

Well, to reach back to one of our heroes from the past, from the ’60s, Saul Alinsky once said that even though both sides have flaws in their arguments and you can always find something nuanced about your own side you don’t like and it’s never perfect, you have to act in the end like…

LOL – Mao Lenin Be Praised

For real Photograph by: Bill Keay, Vancouver Sun The Vancouver Sun reports: METRO VANCOUVER – A public art installation depicting Russian Communist leader Vladimir Lenin and a feminized Chairman Mao Zedong in the heart of Richmond’s business district has the whole town talking. “When I went to the gym at 5:30 this morning it’s all…