Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

Bernanke’s Gold Bashing Propaganda Tour

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March 22, 2012
Bernanke’s Gold Bashing Propaganda Tour

Article I wrote for PolicyMic: Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve , recently spoke at George Washington University while on a government sponsored campaign to help prop up the theory of central economic planning in the face of widespread public criticism. During his speech Bernanke took pot shots at free market money. Bernanke remarked that,...
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America’s Founders Were Pro-Big Government, But Only Because It Suited Their Interests

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March 14, 2012

Recently, PolicyMic pundit Mathew Rozsa authored an article “Memo to Ron Paul and Glenn Beck: America’s Founders Were Not Anti-Government” in which he makes the case that many of the founding fathers wanted a progressive centralized national state. On this point, I agree with him 100%. However, Rozsa then goes on to claim that Federalists like Alexander Hamilton...
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Rick Santorum Tells Citizen To Vote For Ron Paul If He Wants Limited Government

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March 13, 2012

I’m sure the Paul campaign thanks you Rick.  
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Time: Quit the $100 Bill

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February 25, 2012
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I have altered this Time Magazine article by replacing “North Korea” with “The Federal Reserve”, as well as some minor edits to maintain story continuity.  This is a unique satirical work protected by the fair use clause.  This work is public domain and may be reproduced without restrictions. David Wolman of Time Magazine writes: U.S. negotiators...
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DIE HIPPIES! – LOL Your Pants Off

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February 10, 2012
DIE HIPPIES! – LOL Your Pants Off

A must watch episode for hippie hating connoisseurs. non-Hulu link: South Park Season 9 Episode 2 Normally at this point in the post I would throw in some poignant remark on State sponsored violence followed by some random comments on why Bitcoins are so cool. Which is why I’m not going to do that this time.
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Throw a Frisbee? – Thousand Dollars Please! (or Get a Gun to the Head)

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February 9, 2012
Throw a Frisbee? – Thousand Dollars Please! (or Get a Gun to the Head)

A new Los Angeles City ordinance makes throwing a Frisbee or ball on LA City beaches a crime punishable by a $1000 dollar fine.  Of course, should you fail to pay the fine, armed men dressed in black costumes will throw you into a cage. The new ordinance violates a principle of law called “mens...
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Newt Gingrich Hates Liberty and Peace in His Own Words

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February 3, 2012
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This excellent video is a montage of Gingrich quotes where he advocates killing citizens without trial, endless war, endless spending, and other insane policy proposals.  You will not believe the crap that comes out of this guy’s mouth.  This is definitely worth watching.  
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Ron Paul Applauded For Obeying Military Conscription Orders

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January 9, 2012

As much as I love Dr. Paul, and as much as I love seeing a human piece of filth like Newt Gingrich get called out on his tyrannical nonsense, I do have to question whether Paul does more harm than good in his response. Remember, there is nothing valorous in being threatened into killing...
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Santorum Rages Against Individualism, Freedom and Liberty on Air

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January 5, 2012
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Good lord. Santorum comes right out on national radio and admits he is against individualism, freedom, and leaving people alone in their bedrooms.  I kid you not. “One of the criticisms I make is to what I refer to as more of a Libertarianish right. They have this idea that people should be left...
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Pentagon Press Room “See This Room? Two-Thirds Of Us Laid-Off When Ron Paul Is President”

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January 5, 2012

An anonymous reporter laments the fact that two thirds of the press corps would likely get laid off if Ron Paul became president.  The assumption can be made that the reporter is referring to the lack of sensationalist fear mongering and wars that would result from a Paul presidency.  War and fear mongering are...
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