Useless Idiots

Stories about people who are useless to society.

Time: Quit the $100 Bill


I have altered this Time Magazine article by replacing “North Korea” with “The Federal Reserve”, as well as some minor edits to maintain story continuity.  This is a unique satirical work protected by the fair use clause.  This work is public domain and may be reproduced without restrictions. David Wolman of Time Magazine writes: U.S. negotiators are…

DIE HIPPIES! – LOL Your Pants Off

A must watch episode for hippie hating connoisseurs. non-Hulu link: South Park Season 9 Episode 2 Normally at this point in the post I would throw in some poignant remark on State sponsored violence followed by some random comments on why Bitcoins are so cool. Which is why I’m not going to do that this time.

The Slick Keynesian Propaganda of Nicholas Wapshott


Wapshott’s gentlemanly manner belies his philosophy’s violent undertones.  In this series of videos, Wapshott defends Lord Keynes’ insane economic theories.  Wapshott smoothly dishes out the lies with his refined highbrow English accent, making such claims as: -Comparing Hayek to a hired gunslinger -Hayek simply didn’t understand what Keynes was trying to tell him. -It is…

Epic Article – The Most Disparaged Profession


From Congress is the ideal American institution: it spends far more than it takes in and borrows the difference. We love that. To heck with the future. It means free money, services, wars, and other goodies. At least some of us get to profit from it. And then we blow it or invest it,…