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Cops To Analyze The Pee Of All Concert Goers

(Satire) Law enforcement officials in Ohio have announced that they will be utilizing drug testing Port-a- Potties to monitor drug and alcohol use at the upcoming Juggalo Gathering. The decision came shortly after several cities hosting Phish Summer Tour concerts announced that they would be working together to implement the use of urine analyzing Port-a-Potties…

Cops Commandeer Homes, Arrest Innocent Owners

Police forcibly commandeered homes from two innocent families because they wanted to use the properties to surveil a neighbor. After their plan was denied by phone request, police conspired and executed a plan to break into the homes and arrest the innocent homeowners, a lawsuit reveals. The incident took place on July 10th, 2011. The…

Cop Terrorizes Entire Town

Tobin shot and beat numerous victims without provocation. Hundreds of pages of citizen complaints were filed against him. Nothing was ever done about it.  Now he’s on paid vacation while the city “investigates” the hundreds of complains, after a town hall meeting was called by the citizens to finally force action against him. Tags: Police State

Cop Blows Suicidal Teen Away

“I banged on their car and I’m like, ‘You killed my kid. You killed my kid,’” Sandra yelled at the officer. The officer claimed that Christian “lunged” at him, justifying the shoot. But others claim the officer was too quick to pull the trigger. Tags: Police State

Cops Arrest Paraplegic For Considering Himself A Pedestrian

A wheelchair-bound man was taken to the ground face-first and handcuffed because he rode his motorized scooter on the shoulder of a road against traffic, the way pedestrians are legally supposed to. Police impounded his scooter and took him to jail. Paralyzed from the chest down, 52-year-old Larry Wayne Dodson has limited transportation options. He…

Cops Rape Two Women While On Patrol

Hartley took Jane Doe 1 to the front of his vehicle and under threat of arrest ordered her to perform oral sex and then raped her, the lawsuit says. Merenda, according to the suit, remained with the driver at the rear of his vehicle and “engaged her in [bizarre] conversations about his family, wife and…

Drunken Cop Breaks Into Woman’s Apt And Beats Her

A Bronx woman who has accused an NYPD cop of breaking into her apartment during a drunken early morning attack told investigators that he viciously beat her in her bed, punching her more than 20 times. Officer Eugene Donnelly, clad only in his underwear, eventually fled — but not before taking a drink of milk…