Cops To Analyze The Pee Of All Concert Goers

(Satire) Law enforcement officials in Ohio have announced that they will be utilizing drug testing Port-a- Potties to monitor drug and alcohol use at the upcoming Juggalo Gathering. The decision came shortly after several cities hosting Phish Summer Tour concerts announced that they would be working together to implement the use of urine analyzing Port-a-Potties at the concert venues. The Port-a-Potties, called PortaLab, were recently developed for law enforcement use by the Wyoming Institute of Technology (WIT) and can detect a wide array of legal and illegal drugs.

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