Tag Archive for naked body scanners

UK Pedophiles Enraged Over Background Investigations

UK airport security guards are enraged that the public dares to question the backgrounds of the perverts selected to operate the new naked body scanners. As one guard notes: “The idea that we are going to get kicks out of seeing a blurry grey image of people’s bodies is frankly offensive. “Its about as sensible as saying…

TSA Agent: I Am God (And A Raging Pedo)

NBC LA reports: A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.” Obviously the editors of NBC LA are retarded – that’s God with a capital “G” not “g”. Its…