Posts Tagged ‘ naked body scanners ’

UK Pedophiles Enraged Over Background Investigations

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January 29, 2010
UK Pedophiles Enraged Over Background Investigations

UK airport security guards are enraged that the public dares to question the backgrounds of the perverts selected to operate the new naked body scanners. As one guard notes: “The idea that we are going to get kicks out of seeing a blurry grey image of people’s bodies is frankly offensive. “Its about as sensible as...
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Spy Drones And Naked Body Scanners Coming To A Town Near You

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January 10, 2010

Praise Stalin The city of Houston has decided it not only needs to see your pre-teen daughter naked, but it also needs to check her out while she’s sunbathing in your back yard.  To this end, the city has bought itself a spy drone to monitor the unwashed serfs. The city Chief of Police...
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TSA Agent: I Am God (And A Raging Pedo)

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January 7, 2010
TSA Agent: I Am God (And A Raging Pedo)

NBC LA reports: A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.” Obviously the editors of NBC LA are retarded – that’s God with a capital “G” not “g”....
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