John McCain (F) AZ: I Stand In Gods Way Every Day

Sen. John McCain (Fascist) of Arizona released new agitprop for his campaign today.

CBS News reports:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is up with his first ads for his 2010 Senate reelection campaign, and they portray the 2008 Republican presidential nominee as a crucial impediment to President Obama’s “extreme left-wing crusade to bankrupt America.”

“I stand in his way every day,” McCain says in one of the ads. “If I get a bruise or two knocking some sense into heads in Washington, so be it.”

McCain, who voted for the Banker Bailouts on the order of trillions went on to say

“I AM THE GOD KING! NOT HIM!  This town is only big enough for one banker tyrant!  Hussein think’s he’s a tough guy, well I’m tougher!  I was blown out of the sky in Nam and now I’m back to extract my revenge on those hippies that spit on me by totally imploding this nations monetary system and enslaving the subhuman populace in an iron fisted police state!”

After being questioned about why he voted to commit untold trillions in tax payer loot to banker oligarchs, McCain said he did it because bad man that sleeps under his bed told him to.  McCain added that “knocking sense” meant bending over and fellating Lord God Bernanke 10 times daily + massage.