Toilet Plugging Up? Blame Dems

Mises Institute’s Jeffery Tucker explains how degenerate hippie scum regulated your toilet into oblivion:

The hidden hand behind this unsanitary calamity is the US government. The true origin of the mess was not in the hour before I arrived but back in 1994, after Congress passed the Energy Policy Act (passed in 1992).

This act, passed during an environmentalist hysteria, mandated that all toilets sold in the United States use no more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush. This was a devastating setback in the progress of civilization. The conventional toilet in the US ranges from 3.5 gallons to 5 gallons. The new law was enforced with fines and imprisonment.

The story goes on to layout how you have become accustomed to living as a slave within a pile of your own excrement.

I appreciate his mention of Soviet Russia, one of my all time favorite places to ever exist on this planet.

I can see you degenerate scum now bent over your toilet trying to pack down the 20 ho-ho’s you just pumped out your bowels with a feces infested plunger handle gripped tightly in your grimy underclass hands.

You are subhuman filth not fit to crap in a proper working toilet.

You are slave chattel, the labor of the elite banking class that wipes their butts with 100 dollar bills and dumps on thrones made of gold – and you love it.

Praise Stalin