Now I know without a doubt that Ron Paul has been reading my blog.
Mao be praised.
The Director of the CIA, Leon Panetta, has released this statement in response to congressman Paul’s speech:
We simply ensure the money gets laundered!
Panetta then pulled out an 8 ball from his pocket and proceeded to cut it up into a gigantic fat rail of power on his $20,000.00 dollar mahogany desk.