CNN Fires Rick Sanchez For Speaking The Truth

CNN Anchor Rick Sanchez was canned the other day after saying the people that run CNN are just like Jon Stewart of the Daily Show.

Stewart had been attacking Sanchez personally on his show.  Sanchez felt the attacks by Stewart were based on Sanchez’s race.  While commenting on the attacks by Jon Stewart, Sanchez said, “…very powerless people (the Jews).  I’m telling you that everybody that runs CNN is a lot like Stewart.  And a lot of people who run the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority? … yeah.  ”

For this, CNN’s zionist overlords swooped down from on high and fired Sanchez.  As all good network news anchors know, there is one group of people that no one dare speak ill about, lest they find themselves in Rick Sanchez’s shoes.

In response to Sanchez, Stewart said, “All he has to do is apologize to us, and we’ll hire him back.”