Charlie Sheen Goes Nuclear

Charlie Sheen is running around pooping on Chuck Lorre’s lawn.

NY Post reports:

Sources close to Sheen said he plans to slap Lorre, CBS and Warner Bros. with a $320 million lawsuit, seeking $48 million for breach of contract — the cancellation of 24 episodes — and the rest for “mental anguish.”


If I was on the jury, I’d give it to him.

Anyone that goes on 48 hour binders with multiple porn stars and kilos of cocaine, but can still preform at work flawlessly, deserves just compensation for a breech of contract by the employer.