McDonalds Set To Raise Prices Due To Inflation

The Bernank has decided you and your children are too fat and should go on a diet.

In an effort to combat your expanding waistline, the Christ God of Banking has decided he will reduce your real income down to Ethiopian levels.

Reuters reports:

LOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Reuters) – McDonald’s Corp (NYSE:MCD – News) forecast higher prices for beef, dairy and other items and said it would cautiously raise prices to keep attracting diners, who are grappling with higher grocery and gas bills.

In other news, the World Health Organization has given President Mugabe of Zimbabwe the Darling Foundation Prize for his record achievement of completely eliminating fat people from his tax farm.